What unseasonable weather. Looks like Mother Nature is revolting. Please, for your sake, sell your hummer and buy back your small children (you can afford them once more!) The locusts will come next.
Actually, according to the machines, I am wrong. It's warm because we are receiving artificial heat from Mexico. The American way... we can't make our own heat because heating expenses are skyrocketing? (Because we used up all the oil...) No problem, we'll steal some heat from Mexico.

This blog entry was entirely about the weather. Innovation!